Ode to the Om

Ode to the Om

Yoga kicked my ass
and I'm feelin it in my bones
I haven't found my center
and I'm feelin no damn Om

God help my hamstrings
cause my Yogi can't
Tell me why did I pay
20 bucks to chant

I thought that screamin when I'm drivin
really got it off my chest
now I'm moaning from the twistin
and so sore I just can't rest

I wanna camel, cow and table
beat Madonna at her game
Cause I'll never let no girl in tights
make me feel ashamed

I will tree pose like a mighty oak
and cobra till you cower
just help me turn the water on
so I can take a shower

Yoga kicked me good
and I think that I'll go back
maybe this is S & M
and I'm a little whack
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